I will try!

http://www.7ater.com/cubee

Now can link to facebook http://www.facebook.com/7ater

The Stormy Petrel is the scholl newspaper at Oglethorpe University and I got a nice little mention on page 3. Read it here:

http://www.oglethorpe.edu/campus_life/stormy_petrel/documents/OU30319FEB16.pdf

Early in my career I thought about web design as my path, but soon decided not to. My current job has me administrating the website there. Because it “has to do with computers” a lot of the work is thrown at IT, even though we do not create content or maintain what’s in there. We just make it work. Some things we sigh at and just do. Then I am reminded why I hate doing websites for anybody but myself. 

Yep, that cat wasn’t just fat…

During the Christmas season I got to do some charity work for FurKids (http://www.furkids.org/) by playing Santa at Petsmart for the little critters.  So now I am officially a Santa’s Helper.  Check out some of the pictures here:

Should I send you my user name and password?

No

However, we at IT Services are doing everything we can to make it easier and faster to accomplish those things that you wish to do with your computer. If you send us your user name and password in an email we will assume that your goal is to have your identity stolen and your credit utterly destroyed. With that in mind we will more than glad to post your personal information including Social Security number and credit card information on every underground website and newsgroup we can find. That way the identity thieves can quickly obtain your information and your credit can be ruined even before you even graduate from college.

If a matter is urgent should I log a call and ask you to take care of it As Soon As Possible?

Most differently!

Everyone in IT Services appreciates the opportunity to grow in character as they restrain themselves from chocking the living @#$% out of people who think their problems are more important than anything else going on at the moment. And since most people believe that we sit around putting everything off until the last possible moment it is very important that you let us know that you want your issue resolved now rather than latter.

Also, as an added benefit, when you put ASAP in your request we can add you to a list of names of people we will be lining up against the wall after the revolution.

Do you need my life story to fix my problem?

Even though we at IT Services are very interested in how your dog sat on your keyboard and accidently spelled out the name Xenu and how you use to work in the IT field and know more about what we are doing that we do, no, we only need to know what the problem is that your are having. Most of the time the issue is something unintentional and whole unintelligent that you did anyway, so it is completely unnecessary to blabber about mindlessly to prove what we have already guessed.

Got to go for a little bit….

http://7ater.com/dcon08/

Anyone who works in IT should read these post.  It’s funny at first - then gets sad….

http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/