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Thursday, March 11th, 2010

This just ain’t right

All I see are breaking lights

I’m not moving here at all

Somewhere there must be a stall

Slow enough that I can text

And even ponder the context

Where will all these people go

Not really sure I want to know

Anyways ladies and gentlemen

Looks like I’ll be late again

Sent from my iPhone

A wild dream

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

A wild dream I had last night
So scary I was filled with fright
I was at Homecoming doing the Cha-cha
And I saw your mother, ha-ha

High mountains

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

High mountains, rushing waters
I’m the one who kissed your daughters
So if their pregnant don’t look at me
I only went as low as the knees

Eni-mini-mini-moe

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

Eni-mini-mini-moe
Do you like Beth or Joe?
No it’s Barbara I like
So don’t ask me again Mike
And when the birds go chirpie chirpie
She’s the one that gave me herpes

MY TEACHER WANTS ME TO WRITE A POEM

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

My assignment is to write a rhyme
But I couldn’t find the time
I ask a friend to help me out
But all he did was scream and shout
So how did I get this poem you see?
Simple, -7ater wrote it for me.

I cannot believe

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

Moonlight, sunlight, starlight, sky
So long, farewell, see ya, bye
Dolphins, tuna, crabs, the sea
Squirrels, wood, leaves, a tree
Where this is leading is anyone’s guess
I cannot believe I wrote this mess

Italian

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

Pepperoni
And mozzerella
It’s-a yella
But it-a sella

I get so mad sometimes

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

I get so mad sometimes I could yell-
ow is the color of the Sun-
day we go to church and pray -
ball

Don’t Get Mad

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

What do you do when your feeling funny?
Do you snuggle up with your dear honey?
What do you do when you need a laugh?
Do you get all dirty and then take a bath?
If you’re being made fun of because of your goofy sweater,
Don’t get MAD(R) get CRACKED(R), it’s better!

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